World's Biggest Bullied Bi Cuckold

Time was in our changing culture when a man whipped out his equipment, it meant he either needed to see a man about a horse, or he needed to see a dame about some lovin'. Maybe single parent households had something to do with screwing up the dynamic. Instead of chugging a six pack, men are now chugging their wife's boyfriends. And, in some cases, making an athletic competition out of it. Until it becomes a sanctioned Olympic event, we'll just as soon look the other way, thank you. At least that's the story we're giving the old lady.